Remember the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020? What about the Sad Sriracha Shortage of 2022, or the Totally Fear-Mongering Christmas Tree Shortage of EVERY Year?
Now, the “New York Post” says there’s a “shortage” of COUSINS. (???) (Yeah, that’s not a brand, it’s the kids you were forced to hang out with growing up, and the annoying adults you’re forced to be social media friends with now.)
The idea is that Millennial PARENTS are not having as many kids as they were around growing up.
There’s actual data on declining birth rates, but the idea is apparently going viral because of a TikTok where a female Millennial talks about the issue.
She says that when she and everyone she knows was growing up, there were COUNTLESS cousins around. Now, her kids have two cousins on one side, and three on the other, and that’s it. She says it’s “just so different.”
(There’s PROFANITY in her TikTok. And here’s the same woman, making a taco dip. Gotta love TikTok.) (???)
