Stupid Criminal: A Man Stole a Car from a Dealership, Because He Spent His “Last $50 to Uber There”

If you can’t afford an Uber, you PROBABLY can’t afford to purchase a new car.

A while back, a man in Florida named Jason Vargesko went to a Hyundai dealership to finance a new vehicle.  They looked into it, and denied him.

Jason got upset and STOLE a car from the lot, after noticing that the keys were left in the ignition.  He got away with it, briefly.

The authorities didn’t have a problem tracking Jason down for TWO reasons:  One, the car from the lot had a GPS sensor on it.  And two, Jason had given his address to the dealership when he was trying to get financing.  (???)

Jason admitted to police that he stole the vehicle because he was denied a car loan.  He said that he had no choice, because he spent his “last $50 on an Uber to the dealership.”

He was hit with a felony count of vehicle theft.

 

(CBS 12)