It’s a shame that the holidays are over, because I have the PERFECT gift for the stupid criminal in your life: It’s a bag that says, “Definitely NOT a bag full of drugs.” (You can find one for $23 on this website, but there are others available on Amazon and Etsy.)
If this seems STUPID, that’s the point.
A 31-year-old woman in Florida was arrested last weekend on drug possession charges, for the SECOND TIME this month. This time, she was caught carrying drugs in a bag that was labeled: “Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs.”
This is at least the THIRD TIME this has happened in the past year. A woman was caught with drugs in the EXACT SAME BAG in October, and in July, a woman was caught with drugs in a bag labeled “Bag of Drugs.”
For the record, you’re not ACTUALLY supposed to put drugs in these, that’s a joke. In one listing, they say the bags are “designed for travel supplies, tech gear, art tools, cosmetics, and more.”
(Fox 35 Orlando / The Smoking Gun)
