Happy Halloween! If you haven’t settled on the candy you’ll dole out tonight, we highly recommend basing your decision on today’s list of the Top 5 Things What You Give to Trick-or-Treaters Says About You.
Dum-Dums: I’m keeping the Costco bag of nice candy for myself.
Tootsie Rolls: I want your parents to pay for a new filling.
Necco Wafers: I’m 1,000 years old.
Fun-size Snickers: I’m well-to-do.
Full-size Snickers: I’m rich.
King-size Snickers: I’m Elon Musk.
Candy corn: I hate you.
Whoppers: I’m out of candy corn but still want you to know I hate you.
Pretzels: I miss the point of Halloween.
Raisins: I want you to burn down my house.
