Stupid Criminal: A 44-Year-Old Man Posed as a Security Guard to Get into a Taylor Swift Concert

Your 12-year-old niece isn’t the only one who would lie, cheat, and steal to see Taylor Swift.  A 44-year-old man in Florida got arrested on Friday for posing as a security guard to get into a Taylor Swift show near Miami.

His name is Ivan Mariotti.  Actual security guards called the police after they saw him down near the “floor/field” area.  So, pretty good seats.

He was in a suit, with a badge around his neck.  He told the cops he’d been hired by four women to escort them to the Eras Tour show.  But he didn’t have a ticket.

Cops talked to the women, who confirmed they did pay him to DRIVE them there.  But they didn’t hire him for security and didn’t know why he had a badge.  He’s listed as a “rideshare driver” in the police report.

He’s facing charges for impersonating an officer, and interfering with a sporting or entertainment event.

(Here’s his mugshot.)

 

(WPLG / NBC Miami)