Being a cop is one of the occupations where you have to ask questions that you already know the answers to. Or, you know the answers that you’re going to get.
Police in Kentucky recently responded to calls about a naked man walking on a highway. When they found him, a cop asked what he was up to, and he said he was “going to get some pants.”
He appeared to be under the influence of something, and became disorderly, repeatedly kicking the door of a patrol car.
He was ID’d as James K. King, and he was charged with indecent exposure, public intoxication, and disorderly conduct.
He also had six outstanding warrants, for stuff like public intoxication, criminal trespassing, and possession of drug paraphernalia.
(WYMT)
