At this point, there’s nothing in your home that someone wouldn’t steal if they had the chance, even your TOILET.
A 40-year-old man in Tennessee named Rodriques Wilbourn was caught after allegedly breaking into a home last week, and stealing a toilet.
If you’re wondering if the seat was UP or DOWN the answer is NEITHER. The crapper was new, and still in the box.
We don’t know what his plan was. He reportedly got the box out of the house, and was preparing to leave the property when he realized that he’d been caught. It’s unclear if he heard someone, or an alarm, or saw a camera.
But he started dragging the toilet BACK toward the house, and then ran off, and jumped a fence while fleeing. Police caught up with him a little while later, and he was charged with aggravated burglary.
(Here’s his mugshot.)
(WREG)
