There are three weird food stories making the rounds:
1. Doritos have been around since the 1960s, and they’ve ALWAYS been triangular. But some people noticed that the DoritosUK Instagram account had an image of a SQUARE chip, and it said, “The shape of things to come.”
Some people started freaking out, thinking that Doritos may NEVER be the same again. But not everyone was having an ulcer about it. The official “Wheat Thins” account responded, “Square looks good on you.” (For the record, it’s unclear what they’re promoting, but the world will not end.)
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2. Cheetos is releasing a new “Cheetos Puffs Cheese Pizza Flavor,” which it says tastes “just like a slice from your favorite pizza shop.” The new flavor will begin rolling out this week, and should be everywhere within a month.
3. This Valentine’s Day, Brach’s will launch a new GLOBAL version of its Conversation Hearts. They’ll feature “sentimental sayings from around the world, including more than 30 expressions in 13 different languages.”
