Stupid Criminal: Someone Hid Their Drugs in a Bag That Said “Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs”

The police spend too much of their time dealing with drug abusers,  but thankfully, some druggies are helping cops be more efficient.

On Tuesday night, officers in Portland, Oregon stopped a man and a woman in their 30s driving a stolen car, and they searched the vehicle.

They found cash, a loaded revolver, scales, and drugs, including more than 10 grams of fentanyl and meth.  The drugs were easy to spot, because they were inside a bag that said, “Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs.”  (???)  (Here’s a photo.)

The man faces charges of delivery of meth, unlawful possession of meth, unauthorized use of a vehicle, and possession of a stolen vehicle.  Prosecutors haven’t brought charges against the woman at the moment.

(Back in July, a woman in Florida was arrested during a traffic stop, after officers located a bag in her purse that was labeled “Bag of Drugs.”  Inside, there were . . . drugs.)

 

 

(OregonLive)